HAIR 1.Aquarius 2.Donna 3.Hashish 4.Hashish [London 1993] 5.Sodomy / "Holy Orgy" 6.Colored Spade 7.Manchester England 8.I'm Black / Ain't Got No 9.Dead End [London 1993] 10.I Believe In Love 11.Ain't Got No (Reprise) 12.Air 13.Initials 14.I Got Life 15.Going Down 16.Hair 17.My Conviction 18.Easy To Be Hard 19.Don't Put It Down 20.Frank Mills 21.Where Do I Go? 22.Electric Blues 23.Black Boys 24.White Boys 25.Walking In Space 26.Abie Baby 27.All You Have To Do [London 1993] 28.What a Piece of Work Is Man 29.Good Morning Starshine 30.The Bed 31.The Flesh Failures / Let the Sunshine In 32.Exanaplanetooch [1969 script] 33.The Climax [1969 script] 34.Dead End [1969 script] 35.Sheila Franklin [1969 script] 36.Claudine Hooper Bukowski [1969 script] 1.Aquarius [ Top ] When the moon is in the Seventh House And Jupiter aligns with Mars Then peace will guide the planets And love will steer the stars This is the dawning of the age of Aquarius The age of Aquarius Aquarius! Aquarius! Harmony and understanding Sympathy and trust abounding No more falsehoods or derisions Golding living dreams of visions Mystic crystal revalation And the mind's true liberation Aquarius! Aquarius! When the moon is in the Seventh House And Jupiter aligns with Mars Then peace will guide the planets And love will steer the stars This is the dawning of the age of Aquarius The age of Aquarius Aquarius! Aquarius! [Extra verses from London 1993 production] As our hearts go beating through the night We dance unto the dawn of day To be the bearers of the water Our light will lead the way We are the spirit of the age of Aquarius The Age of Aquarius Harmony and understanding Sympathy and trust abounding Angelic illumination Rising firey constellation Travelling our starry courses Guided by the cosmic forces O care for us Aquarius 2.Donna [ Top ] Oh Once upon a looking-for-Donna-time There was a sixteen year old virgin Oh Donna oh oh Donna oh oh oh Looking for my Donna I just got back from looking for Donna San Francisco Psychedelic urchin Oh Donna oh oh Donna oh oh oh Looking for my Donna Have you seen My sixteen year old tattooed woman Heard a story She got busted for her beauty oh oh oh Oh oh! Once upon a looking-for-Donna-time There was a sixteen year old virgin Oh Donna oh oh Donna oh oh oh Looking for my Donna I've been to India and saw the yogi light (lie?) In South America the Indian smoke glows bright I'm reincarnated and so are we all And in this lifetime we'll rise Before we fall Before we fall Once upon a looking-for-Donna-time There was a sixteen year old virgin Oh Donna oh oh Donna oh oh oh Looking for my Donna And I'm going to show her Life on earth can be sweet Gonna lay my mutated head (self) at her feet And I'm gonna love her make love to her Till the sky turns brown I'm evolving I'm evolving Through the drugs That you put down Once upon a looking-for-Donna-time There was a sixteen year old virgin Oh Donna oh oh Donna oh oh oh Looking for my Donna Looking for my Donna Donna! 3.Hashish [ Top ] Hashish Cocaine Heroin Opium LSD DMT STP, BLT A&P, IRT APC, Alcohol Cigarettes, shoe polish and peyote Dexadrine, benzedrine, methedrine S-E-X and Y-O-U, Wow! 4.Hashish [London 1993] [ Top ] Hashish Marijuana Opium LSD peyote Thai stick and magical mushrooms and Organic mescaline, silly psylicibin [sic] Cannabis Sativa Alcohol, nicotine Cough syrup Shoe polish Quaaludes and valium Volcanic poppers and asprins Smoking banana skins S E X Y O U Wow! 5.Sodomy / "Holy Orgy" [ Top ] Sodomy Fellatio Cunnilingus Pederasty Father, why do these words sound so nasty? Masturbation Can be fun Join the holy orgy Kama Sutra Everyone! 6.Colored Spade [ Top ] I'm a Colored spade A nigger A black nigger A jungle bunny Jigaboo coon Pickaninny mau mau Uncle Tom Aunt Jemima Little Black Sambo Cotton pickin' Swamp guinea Junk man Shoeshine boy Elevator operator Table cleaner at Horn & Hardart Slave voodoo Zombie Ubangi lipped Flat nose Tap dancin' Resident of Harlem And president of The United States of Love President of The United States of Love (and if you ask him to dinner you're going to feed him:) Watermelon Hominy grits An' shortnin' bread Alligator ribs Some pig tails Some black eyed peas Some chili Some collard greens And if you don't watch out This boogie man will get you Booooooooo! 7.Manchester England [ Top ] Manchester England England Across the Atlantic Sea And I'm a genius genius I believe in God And I believe that God Believes in Claude That's me that's me Claude Hooper Bukowski Finds that it's groovy To hide in a movie Pretends he's Fellini And Antonioni And also his countryman Roman Polanski All rolled into one One Claud Hooper Bukowski Now that I've dropped out Why is life dreary dreary Answer my weary query Timothy Leary dearie Oh Manchester England England Across the Atlantic Sea And I'm a genius genius I believe in God And I believe that God Believes in Claude That's me (that's he) That's me (that's he) That's me (that's he) That's me 8.I'm Black / Ain't Got No [ Top ] I'm black I'm black I'm pink I'm pink I'm Rinso white I'm in-vis-i-ble SOLO VOICE OTHERS ANSWER Ain't got no home So Ain't got no shoes Poor Ain't got no money Honey Ain't got no class Common Ain't got no scarf Hot Ain't got no gloves Cold Ain't got no bed Beat Ain't got no pot Busted Ain't got no faith Catholic Ain't got no mother Orphan Ain't got no culture Man Ain't got no friends Lucky Ain't got no schoolin' Dumb Ain't got no shine Dull Ain't got no underwear Bad Ain't got no soap Dirty Ain't got no A-Train Jump Ain't got no mind Lost it Ain't got no smokes Shit Ain't got no job Lazy Ain't got no work Fine Ain't got no coins Broke Ain't got no pennies Beg Ain't got no girl/man Horny Ain't got no ticket Hustle Ain't got no token Walk Ain't got no God Good [Extra verse from London, 1993] Ain't got no father dead Ain't got no T.V. honest Ain't got no pizza starving Ain't got no gallo nervous Ain't got no sleep high Ain't got no rhythm white Ain't got no books lovely Ain't got no socks nasty Ain't got no sex ugly 9.Dead End [London 1993] [ Top ] Dead end Don't walk Keep out Red light Steep cliff Beware Mad dog Blind man Warning land mine High voltage line Don't make a pass Keep of the grass Detour Wet paint Hands off Dead end Men working Dead end No standing Dead end No parking Dead end No smoking Dead end No joking Dead end No more suffering No more pain We gotta get on board that freedom train Give up that prejudice, hate It's a heartbreakin' load And all that violence and greed is stuff we don't need Oh it's gotta be the end of that old mean road It's a dead dead dead dead end My Friend 10.I Believe In Love [ Top ] I believe in love I believe in love I believe in love I believe in love I believe that now is the time For all good men To believe in love I believe that now is the time For all good men to come to the aide of My country tis of thee Sweet land of liberty God saaaaave... I believe in love... What do we want? Peace And when do we want it? Now What do we want? Freedom And when do we want it? Now Peace now freedom now Peace now freedom now KKK What do we think is really great? To bomb, lynch and segregate Black, white, yellow, red Copulate in a king size bed Hey, hey, LBJ How many kids did you kill today? Hell, no, we won't go Hell, no, we won't go Peace now, freedom now.. 11.Ain't Got No (Reprise) [ Top ] Ain't got no grass Can't take no trip Ain't got no acid Can't blow my mind Ain't got no clothes You're full of puss Ain't got no pad You're full of piss Ain't got no apples We got balls Ain't got no knife Can't cut you up Ain't got no guns We got bananas Ain't got no garbage White trash Ain't got no draft card Burned it burned it burned it Ain't got no earth Ain't got no fun Ain't got no bike Ain't got no pimples Ain't got no trees Ain't got no air Ain't got no water City banjo toothpicks shoelaces teachers football telephone records doctor brother sister uniforms machine guns airplanes air force germs M-1 (bang bang bang) M-2 (bang bang bang) A bombs H bombs P bombs Q bombs Chinese checks Hindus Bindus Italianos Polacks Germans Youse Jews Ups and downs Vietnam, Johnson, high school, sex, coffee, books, food, scissors, magazines, news, cigarettes, cancer, LSD, 007S, Supermans, Batmans, Castros, subways, conedisons, Hollywood, napalm, Tuesday Weld, Burton-Taylor, pop art, pop off, popcorn, popsicle, Andy Warpop, pop paper, pop up, Popeye, poppers, lipstick, dresses, combs, glasses, leather, sandals, harmonicas, England, outer space, astronauts, Jesus, air, air, air, air, air, air... 12.Air [ Top ] Welcome! sulphur dioxide Hello! carbon monoxide The air, the air Is everywhere Breath deep, while you sleep Breath deep Bless you, alcohol bloodstream Save me, nicotine lung steam Incense, incense Is in the air Breath deep, while you sleep Breath deep Cataclysmic ectoplasm Fallout atomic orgasm Vapor and fume At the stone of my tomb Breathing like a sullen perfume Eating at the stone of my tomb Welcome! sulphur dioxide Hello! carbon monoxide The air, the air Is everywhere Breath deep, while you sleep Breath deep Deep, deep, deep, cough cough 13.Initials [ Top ] LBJ took the IRT Down to 4th Street USA When he got there What did he see? The youth of America on LSD LBJ IRT USA LSD LSD LBJ FBI CIA FBI CIA LSD LBJ 14.I Got Life [ Top ] I got life, mother I got laughs, sister I got freedom, brother I got good times, man I got crazy ways, daughter I got million-dollar charm, cousin I got headaches and toothaches And bad times too Like you I got my hair I got my head I got my brains I got my ears I got my eyes I got my nose I got my mouth I got my teeth I got my tongue I got my chin I got my neck I got my tits I got my heart I got my soul I got my back I got my ass I got my arms I got my hands I got my fingers Got my legs I got my feet I got my toes I got my liver Got my blood I got my guts (I got my guts) I got my muscles (muscles) I got life (life) Life (life) Life (life) LIFE! 15.Going Down [ Top ] Me and Lucifer Lucifer and me Just like the angel that fell Banished forever to Hell Today have I been expelled From high school heaven Elevator going down Going down This is my doom, my humiliation October, not June And it's summer vacation Such a disgrace How can i face the nation? Why should this pain Bring me such strange elation? Emancipation proclamation Oh Dr. Lincoln My head needs shrinkin' Lu lu lu lu lu lu Lucifer and me Doomed from here To e-ter-ni-ty! Everybody going down down down Going down Forgive me if I don't cry It's like the Fourth of July Thank God that angels can fly Going down down down 16.Hair [ Top ] She asks me why I'm just a hairy guy I'm hairy noon and night Hair that's a fright I'm hairy high and low Don't ask me why Don't know It's not for lack of break Like the Grateful Dead Darling Gimme head with hair Long beautiful hair Shining, gleaming, Streaming, flaxen, waxen Give me down to there hair Shoulder length or longer Here baby, there mama Everywhere daddy daddy Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair Flow it, show it Long as God can grow it My hair Let it fly in the breeze And get caught in the trees Give a home to the fleas in my hair A home for fleas A hive for bees A nest for birds There ain't no words For the beauty, the splendor, the wonder Of my... Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair Flow it, show it Long as God can grow it My hair I want it long, straight, curly, fuzzy Snaggy, shaggy, ratty, matty Oily, greasy, fleecy Shining, gleaming, streaming Flaxen, waxen Knotted, polka-dotted Twisted, beaded, braided Powdered, flowered, and confettied Bangled, tangled, spangled, and spaghettied! Oh say can you see My eyes if you can Then my hair's too short Down to here Down to there Down to where It stops by itself They'll be ga ga at the go go When they see me in my toga My toga made of blond Brilliantined Biblical hair My hair like Jesus wore it Hallelujah I adore it Hallelujah Mary loved her son Why don't my mother love me? Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair Flow it, show it Long as God can grow it My hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair Flow it, show it Long as God can grow it My hair 17.My Conviction [ Top ] You know kids, I wish every mom and dad would make a speech to their teenagers and say kids, be free, be whatever you are, do whatever you want to do, just so long as you don't hurt anybody. And remember kids, I am your friend. I would just like to say that it is my conviction That longer hair and other flamboyant affectations Of appearance are nothing more Than the male's emergence from his drab camoflage Into the gaudy plumage Which is the birthright of his sex There is a peculiar notion that elegant plumage And fine feathers are not proper for the male When ac------tually That is the way things are In most species 18.Easy To Be Hard [ Top ] How can people be so heartless How can people be so cruel Easy to be hard Easy to be cold How can people have no feelings How can they ignore their friends Easy to be proud Easy to say no And especially people Who care about strangers Who care about evil And social injustice Do you only Care about the bleeding crowd? How about a needing friend? I need a friend How can people be so heartless You know I'm hung up on you Easy to give in Easy to help out And especially people Who care about strangers Who say they care about social injustice Do you only Care about the bleeding crowd How about a needing friend? I need a friend How can people have no feelings How can they ignore their friends Easy to be hard Easy to be cold Easy to be proud Easy to say no 19.Don't Put It Down [ Top ] Om mane padme om On mane padme om Folding the flag means taking care of the nation. Folding the flag is putting it to bed for the night. I fell through a hole in the flag I'm falling through a hole in the flag Help! Don't put it down Best one around Crazy for the red blue and white Crazy for the red blue and white You look at me What do you see Crazy for the white red and blue Crazy for the white red and blue Cause I look different You think I'm subversive Crazy for the blue white and red Crazy for the blue white and red My heart beats true For the red white and blue Crazy for the blue white and red Crazy for the blue white and red And yellow fringe Crazy for the blue white red and yellow 20.Frank Mills [ Top ] I met a boy called Frank Mills On September twelfth right here In front of the Waverly But unfortunately I lost his address He was last seen with his friend, A drummer, he resembles George Harrison of the Beatles But he wears his hair Tied in a small bow at the back I love him but it embarrasses me To walk down the street with him He lives in Brooklyn somewhere And wears this white crash helmet He has gold chains on his leather jacket And on the back is written the names Mary And Mom And Hell's Angels I would gratefully Appreciate it if you see him tell him I'm in the park with my girlfriend And please Tell him Angela and I Don't want the two dollars back Just him! 21.Be-in 22.Where Do I Go? [ Top ] Where do I go Follow the river Where do I go Follow the gulls Where is the something Where is the someone That tells me why I live and die Where do I go Follow the children Where do I go Follow their smiles Is there an answer In their sweet faces That tells me why I live and die Follow the wind song Follow the thunder Follow the neon in young lovers' eyes Down to the gutter Up to the glitter Into the city Where the truth lies Where do I go Follow my heartbeat Where do I go Follow my hand Where will they lead me And will I ever Discover why I live and die Why do I live (beads, flowers) Why do I die (freedom, happiness) Tell my why (beads, flowers) Tell me where (freedom, happiness) Tell my why (beads, flowers) Tell me why (freedom!) 23.Electric Blues [ Top ] Tell me who do you love man? Tell me what man? Tell me what's it you love man? An old fashioned melody Tell me what's it that moves you? Tell me what's it that grooves you? An old fashioned melody But old songs leave you dead We sell our souls for bread We're all encased in sonic armor Beltin' it out through chrome grenades Miles and miles of medusan chord The electronic sonic boom It's what's happening baby it's where it's at daddy They chain ya and brainwash ya When you least suspect it They feed ya mass media The age is electric I got the electric blues I got the electric blues Thwump... rackety... whomp Rock... folk rock... rhythm and blues Electronics explodin'... rackety-clack Thwump... rackety... whomp Plugged in... turned on We're all encased in sonic armor Beltin' it out through chrome grenades Miles and miles of medusan chord The electronic sonic boom It's what's happening baby it's where it's at daddy They chain ya and brainwash ya When you least suspect it They feed ya mass media The age is electric I got the electric blues I got the electric blues 24.Black Boys [ Top ] Black boys are delicious Chocolate flavored love Licorice lips like candy Keep my cocoa handy I have such a sweet tooth When it comes to love Once I tried a diet Of quiet, rest, no sweets But I went nearly crazy And I went clearly crazy Because I really craved for My chocolate flavored treats Black boys are nutritious Black boys fill me up Black boys are so damn yummy They satisfy my tummy I have such a sweet tooth When it comes to love Black black black black black black black black Black boys 25.White Boys [ Top ] White boys are so pretty Skin as smooth as milk White boys are so pretty Hair like Chinese silk White boys give me goose bumps White boys give me chills When they touch my shoulder That's the touch that kills Well, my momma calls 'em lilies I call 'em Piccadillies My daddy warns me stay away I say come on out and play White boys are so groovy White boys are so tough Every time that they're near me I just can't get enough White boys are so pretty White boys are so sweet White boys drive me crazy Drive me indiscreet White boys are so sexy Legs so long and lean Love those sprayed-on trousers Love the love machine My brother calls 'em rubble That's my kind of trouble My daddy warns me "no no no" But I say "White boys go go go" White boys are so lovely Beautiful as girls I love to run my fingers And toes through all their curls Give me a tall A lean A sexy A sweet A pretty A juicy White boy Black boys! White boys! Black boys! White boys! Mixed media! 26.Walking In Space [ Top ] Doors locked (doors locked) Blinds pulled (blinds pulled) Lights low (lights low) Flames high (flames high) My body (my body) My body My body (my body) My body My body Is walking in space My soul is in orbit With God face to face Floating, flipping Flying, tripping [ from the book:] Tripping from Pottsville to Mainline Tripping from Mainline to Moonville [ from London 1993:] Tripping from Potsville to Starlight ["pot"sville] Tripping from Starlight to Moonville On a rocket to The Fourth Dimension Total self awareness The intention My mind is as clear as country air I feel my flesh, all colors mesh Red black Blue brown Yellow crimson Green orange Purple pink Violet white White white White white White white All the clouds are cumuloft Walking in space Oh my God your skin is soft I love your face How dare they try to end this beauty? How dare they try to end this beauty? To keep us under foot They bury us in soot Pretending it's a chore To ship us off to war In this dive We rediscover sensation In this dive We rediscover sensation Walking in space We find the purpose of peace The beauty of life You can no longer hide Our eyes are open Our eyes are open Our eyes are open Our eyes are open Wide wide wide! 27.Abie Baby [ Top ] Yes, I's finished on y'all farm land with yo' boll weevils and all, and pluckin' y'all's chickens, fryin' mother's oats in grease. I's free now, thanks to yo', Massa Lincoln, emancipator of the slaves. Yeah, yeah, yeah, emanci-mother-fuckin-pator of the slaves. Four score I said four score and seven years ago Oh sock it to 'em baby, you're sounding better all the time! Our forefathers, I mean all our forefathers Brought forth upon this here continent a new nation Concieved, conceived like we all was In liberty, and dedicated to the one I love I mean dedicated to the proposition That all men, honey, I tell you all men Are created equal Happy birthday, Abie baby, Happy birthday to you Happy birthday, Abie baby, Happy birthday to you Bang! Bang? Ha ha. Shit, I'm not dying for no white man. (Tell it like it is, baby.) 28.All You Have To Do [London 1993] [ Top ] All you have to do Is give up all desires All you have to do Is say Om Stay home Say Om Everyone should be Buddha We are all one No more war toys Use high octane And feel the tiger in your tank Hustling is an honest profession Hail Mary full of grace the Lord is with thee Blessed art thou among women And blessed is the fruit of thy womb (of the loom) Holy Mary Mother of God, pray for us sinners Now and at the hour of our death 29.Three-Five-Zero-Zero 30.What a Piece of Work Is Man [ Top ] What a piece of work is man How noble in reason How infinite in faculties In form and moving How express and admirable In action how like an angel In apprehension how like a god The beauty of the world The paragon of animals I have of late But wherefore I know not Lost all my mirth This goodly frame The earth Seems to me a sterile promontory This most excellent canopy The air-- look you! This brave o'erhanging firmament This majestical roof Fretted with golden fire Why it appears no other thing to me Than a foul and pestilent congregation Of vapors What a piece of work is man How noble in reason How dare they try to end this beauty? How dare they try to end this beauty? Walking in space We find the purpose of peace The beauty of life You can no longer hide Our eyes are open Our eyes are open Our eyes are open Our eyes are open Wide wide wide! 31.Good Morning Starshine [ Top ] Good morning starshine The earth says hello You twinkle above us We twinkle below Good morning starshine You lead us along My love and me as we sing Our early morning singing song Gliddy glub gloopy Nibby nabby noopy La la la lo lo Sabba sibby sabba Nooby abba nabba Le le lo lo Tooby ooby walla Nooby abba naba Early morning singing song Good morning starshine The earth says hello You twinkle above us We twinkle below Good morning starshine You lead us along My love and me as we sing Our early morning singing song Gliddy glub gloopy Nibby nabby noopy La la la lo lo Sabba sibby sabba Nooby abba nabba Le le lo lo Tooby ooby walla Nooby abba naba Early morning singing song Singing a song Humming a song Singing a song Loving a song Laughing a song Singing a song Sing the song Song song song sing Sing sing sing sing song [Extra verse, London 1993] Good morning starshine The universe rings With milky way music Our blue planet sings Good morning starshine And someday so strong They'll hear the song we sang Our early morning singing song 32.The Bed [ Top ] Oh the bed Oooh the bed Ahhh the bed Oh the bed Mmmm the bed I love the bed You can lie in bed You can lay in bed You can die in bed You can pray in bed You can live in bed You can laugh in bed You can give your heart Or break your heart in half in bed You can tease in bed You can please in bed You can squeeze in bed You can freeze in bed You can sneeze in bed Catch the fleas in bed All of these Plus eat crackers and cheese in bed Oh the bed is a thing Of feather and spring Of wire and wood Invention so good Oh the bed comes complete With pillow and sheet With blanket electric And breath antiseptic Let there be sheets Let there be beds Foam rubber pillows Under our heads Let there be sighs Filling the room Scanty pajamas By Fruit of the Loom You can eat in bed You can beat in bed Be in heat in bed Have a treat in bed You can rock in bed You can roll in bed Find your cock in bed Lose your soul in bed You can lose in bed You can win in bed But never never never never Never never never never Never never never Never can you sin in bed! 33.The Flesh Failures / Let the Sunshine In [ Top ] We starve-look At one another Short of breath Walking proudly in our winter coats Wearing smells from laboratories Facing a dying nation Of moving paper fantasy Listening for the new told lies With supreme visions of lonely tunes Somewhere Inside something there is a rush of Greatness Who knows what stands in front of Our lives I fashion my future on films in space Silence Tells me secretly Everything Everything Manchester England England Manchester England England Eyes look your last Across the Atlantic Sea Arms take your last embrace And I'm a genius genius And lips oh you the doors of breath I believe in God Seal with a righteous kiss And I believe that God believes in Claude Seal with a righteous kiss That's me, that's me, that's me The rest is silence The rest is silence The rest is silence Singing Our space songs on a spider web sitar Life is around you and in you Answer for Timothy Leary, dearie Let the sunshine Let the sunshine in The sunshine in Let the sunshine Let the sunshine in The sunshine in Let the sunshine Let the sunshine in The sun shine in... 34.Exanaplanetooch [1969 script] [ Top ] Exanaplanetooch A planet in another galaxy Exanaplanetooch A place where all the people look like me A planet where the air is pure The river waters crystal bright The sky is green And in the night Twelve golden moons Provide the light The buildings in the cities Shaped like hills Made of black and green And blue and yellow glass With rivers running through them Crystal bright Swim in the water Drink from the rivers Total beauty, total health Every man's an artist and a scientist-philosopher No government and no police No wars, no crime, no hate Just happiness and love Fulfillment of each man's potential And ambition With ever-widening horizons Exanaplanetooch A planet in another galaxy Exanaplanetooch Would you like to go back with me 35.The Climax [1969 script] [ Top ] I reached it He reached it You reached it We all reached the climax I loved it He loved it You loved it We all loved the climax Fasten your seatbelts Hang on tup-ight Approaching for landing And everything turns out delightfully right I've had it He's had it You've had it We've all had the climax This is the turning point Funny But by the end Bitter and serious and deadly 36.Dead End [1969 script] [ Top ] Dead end Don't walk Keep out Red light Steep cliff Beware Mad dog Blind man Warning land mine High voltage line Don't make a pass Keep of the grass Detour Wet paint Hands off Dead end Sharp curve Steep hill Danger One-way Emergency Exit Only Only Warning markers hidden Loitering forbitten All trespassers will be shot Claude loves Sheila-- he better love her not Wet paint Hands off Keep out Dead end Men working Dead end No standing Dead end No parking Dead end No smoking Dead end No joking Dead end My friend 37.Sheila Franklin [1969 script] [ Top ] Sheila Franklin Second semester NYU And she's a protester She loves protests in the park Like he said: She's Joan of Arc Voices and all Sheila Franklin 38.Claudine Hooper Bukowski [1969 script] [ Top ] Lift your skirt, point your tow Volunteer for the USO Bake cookies and pies for our guys Your legs, shave the hair off Your eyebrows, pluck 'em Refuse to take your underwear off And if they make you pucker your lips up and puck 'em You'll forget your Ruby Tuesday You'll forget Michelle your belle As for Lovely Rita Meter Maid Well she can go to hell Even Mother Sweet cannot compete With the neatest piece we've seen Claudine Hooper Bukowski She's the Queen of the United States Marines Nervous Nellie